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First, I would like to say "Welcome" to the recent new Christian Comedians and Clean Comedy Fans.  Second, I say "Get up off of your sofas and get to Work!"  This is NOT just a bunch of "fun and games" here.   I have some serious goals and I fully expect YOU to achieve those goals for me...

Goal One: Build a "grass-roots" movement to change the face of comedy by involving all of our comedians and comedy fans and asking them for their "best ideas".

Goal Two: Take our comedians and comedy fans "best ideas", copyright them under our names, and use them to become filthy rich.

People!  It's just that simple...  We like to call it our lil' Comedy Revolution.  We thank you in advance for doing your part.

Oh, also, the revolution is to promote humor that does not mock our Great and Mighty God and gives a bit of encouragement to our brothers in arms.

Thanks for participating in the revolution... and your commitment to change the face of comedy from a "smiley" face to a "bobby" face...

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We would first like to say "thanks" to everyone who has sent us mail or feedback of any kind...

When we started this, we had no idea what to expect or how YOU would respond.  Well, somewhat to our surprise, the response has been fantastic!  This list is made up of highly intelligent and genuinely humorous people (flattery will get you everywhere).  And we are proud to have you standing beside us in the revolution...

Let's take a moment to educate our new comedians and comedy fans....

Q: What is the "Revolution"?

A: An attempt to offer humor that has NOT been dumb-ed down for the masses.  It is our struggle to bring you WIT so dry that it chafes and burns and forces you to buy special "chafing and burning lotion"...  And last, but not least, it is a rebellion against any "comedy" that mocks God, church and family (or harms small, helpless animals).

As always... we appreciate your replies and your ORIGINAL thoughts, pondering and funny stuff.  Keep up the creativity!  You are helping US to have a laugh...  (And thanks for NOT spamming us with the internet "junk" humor that has been "forwarded" to death!)  We are working on a better way to share some of your responses with everyone else (via new web page technology).  We will keep you posted on the progress...

SUPER-HEROS OF THE COMEDY REVOLUTION:

BUTTERBISKET -- Who fights for the traditional 4-coarse breakfast.  Armed with the Fake Fat-Free label gun she will defeat RUNWAY MODELO.

BATHMAN -- Able to adjust water temperature with his feet and maneuver with superior dexterity in shallow water.

CASHTRO -- "Cash talks and monkeys walk, baby!"  Watch out MALLMAN.

WEED-WACKER GUY -- He and his sidekick ROUND-UP BOY are able to start most lawn equipment on the first pull.

MR. DATELINE -- Can solve complex math problems during commercials.  He's out to defeat ANDY ROONY and his 60Minutes goons.

GRANOLA BAR GUY -- Fighting for more fiber in snack foods.  "I'm not that bad!"

LOW-LIMBO WOMAN -- Able to win most amateur limbo competitions and wants mandatory participation in awkward party games.


OPPOSITION TO THE COMEDY REVOLUTION:

We have been warned:

We have recently been issued a "WARNING" letter by the group S.P.O.S.H.O.K. (Society for the Prevention Of Super Hero Over-Kill).  They are concerned about the growing number of people we (the leaders of the Comedy Revolution) are introducing into the Superhero community.  

As you may well know, the Superhero community has traditionally been a small and exclusive group that tends to be very selective about adding to their ranks.  Our actions of bringing on so many new Super-Comedy Revolution-Heroes has created quite a controversy.

S.P.O.S.H.O.K. spokesperson, Lee P. Tower, states: "In 2006, we have had the largest inflow ever of new Superheroes.  Some of the new heroes this year were SUPER NANNY, THAT HISTORY OF DANCE GUY FROM MYSPACE, TOM CRUISE, and the entire cast of TEEN MUSICAL.  We simply cannot process any more new Superheroes at this time."

We have hereby been "officially warned" and asked to "allow no new Superhero identities until further notice from S.P.O.S.H.O.K.!"



 

OUR RESPONSE TO  S. P. O. S. H. O. K.

Dear S.P.O.S.H.O.K.

While we understand your concern about the "overpopulation" of Superheroes and the effect this may have on their "rarity", we respectfully disagree with your stance.  We happen to believe that each person has the right (and the duty) to live the life of a Superhero.  So will there be no more Super Heroes?  No way!  We will not be stopped by your "warning"!  We will not buckle under to Superhero peer pressure!  We will not stop bringing high-quality people into the ranks of Superhero-hood!  Yes, we know that we may not be invited to your Superhero luncheons and potluck suppers.  But we must take a stand and make it firm.

Bobby Sweezy

Got a good one? Send it to me! Bobby Sweezy