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To my favorite Niece and/or Nephew:

Have fun this year at "Camp Gates".  I'm sure you will learn lots about writing and marketing software and making billions of dollars.  Please be sure to whittle me a new wallet -- as the one you made for me last year at "Camp Titanic" is getting really, really worn out.

I'll be excited to hear about all your camp adventures upon your return.  If you need anything, please let your favorite Uncle (Me) know and I will be happy to help.  (If you need money, call your other Uncle).

PS: Don't forget your "Radiation Cream" for your face and nose (those computer monitors can cause quite a burn).

It's good to know you'll be indoors this Summer, away from all that nature and sun (who needs nature when you have the internet?).

Have a great air-conditioned Summer away from home!

Sincerely, Uncle Bobby

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Hello Super-Winners:

Yes, in my book (not out yet) you are all "Super-Winners".  Not for anything you have done.  But, just for being you (which is not that easy).

I commend you for being you... for making mistakes...  for apologizing to your friend after you call them an idiot...  for getting a C+ in Algebra...  for burping up lasagna and saying "excuse me" (you are so polite).

I don't know about you, but I’m tired of events that are judged a success solely on the number of people that attend them and people that are judged a success by how much they have "achieved".

We are the little people and we say that bigger is not necessarily better.  It's ok to be small when your God is big.  Keep on pluggin...

I'm Super Too, Bobby Sweezy

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Attn: Veggie Tales Fans

Re: New Video Series

Bob is the raspy and weathered  voice of "Salty the Smoked Ham" and I give life to the tough but sensitive "Hank the Extra-Hot Beef Jerky" and we want you to buy our NEW VIDEO.

It's the first in the all-original "Meat Tales" video series titled "Meat is Fun & Delicious and looks good on a t-shirt, too". 

Get your very own copy and look for the t-shirts (coming soon to your Church Bookstore).

Thanks for your continued support.

Bobby Sweezy AKA "Hank"

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We offer you the following thought on "thinking"... (even though we know that the "thinking person" will probably stop reading our mindless drivel.)

Take time to think.  Think about the good.  Think about the bad.  just think.  It will do you some good.  a few minutes of thinking can be worth a week of hard work.  Thinking will lead to action.  If you're NOT putting forth the effort to think... If you don't act beyond your feelings... then you will always try to take the path of least resistance... and that is usually the most BORING path of all.

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For those who would like to issue a formal complaint here is our procedure:

Please forward all COMPLAINTS to our secretary (Mrs. Kathy Perky) at kat@marklowry.com  (we outsource this service).  She will then process the complaint, re-type them on nice stationary, get final approval from our attorney, and send them to our other attorney (who will then respond with a sincere letter of apology on our behalf).  This process will take approximately 4-6 weeks.  Until then, we are NOT sorry although we reserve the right to be sorry at a later date. 

Thank you for your patience.

With Highest Integrity,

Bobby Sweezy

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